KLF INFO 13 / KLF BIOG 013- Library of Mu

Library of Mu record:
Title: KLF INFO 13 / KLF BIOG 013
Date: 1991-08-00
Journal: -
Author: KLF Communications
Type of resource: Official
Status: text
No. views: 2149
Description: A list of 'some of the questions we get asked and are unable to answer'. Copy of statement given to all those who attended "The Rites Of Mu" on the Isle of Jura at the summer solstice, 1991. Poor quality printout.


KLF INFO 13 / KLF BIOG 013

By KLF Communications (1991-08-00, -)

"WHAT ARE THE KLF ALL ABOUT?"

"WHAT DOES KLF STAND FOR?"

"ARE YOU JUST A GROUP OR A CONCEPT?"

"ARE YOU JUST TAKING THE PISS?"

"WHEN DID YOU FIRST MEET?"

"ARE YOU INTO NUMEROLOGY?"

"WE'RE PUTTING ON A RAVE AND WE WOULD LIKE THE KLF TO BE INVOLVED
IN WHAT EVER WAY THEY WOULD LIKE, SO CAN WE HAVE A MEETING WITH
THEM?"

"WHEN WILL YOU COME TO JAPAN"

"JUST TELL US HOW MUCH MONEY YOU WANT?"

"DO YOU TAKE YOURSELVES SERIOUSLY?"

"DO YOU LIKE R.E.M.?"

"IF YOU DON'T COME OVER AND DO THIS 'VERY IMPORTANT' TV SHOW, HOW
DO YOU EXPECT US TO BREAK YOU IN OUR COUNTRY?"

"HOW OLD ARE YOU?"

"WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON THE SAMPLING DEBATE NOW?"

"DID YOU REALLY SELL ANY OF THOSE COPIES OF '1987' FOR ONE
THOUSAND POUNDS?"

"WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO AT HOME?"

"WHAT WERE THE ORBITAL RAVES LIKE IN 1989?"

"WHAT PRECISELY IS ZENARCHY?"

"ARE YOU THE ICE CREAM MEN?"

"IS IT ALL A COSMIC JOKE?"

"WHEN WILL 'THE WHITE ROOM' BE FINISHED?"

"WILL 'THE BLACK ROOM' EVER BE RELEASED?"

"WHY SHEEP?"

"DID YOU INVENT AMBIENT HOUSE?"

"WHAT DOES THE ILLUMINATUS MEAN TO YOU?"

"TELL US WHAT HAPPENED WITH ABBA?"

"WHAT IS STADIUM HOUSE?"

"CAN WE DO THE DEFINITIVE KLF FEATURE?"

"HAS WHITNEY JOINED THE JAMS?"

"WILL YOU EVER TOUR?"

"WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN REMIXING THIS TRACK BY ............?"



------------------------------



These are some of the questions we get asked and are unable to
answer.

So we decided to hold "The Rites Of Mu" to celebrate this year's
summer solstice and in doing so hopefully make the above
questions redundant.

Everybody who attended "The Rites Of Mu" received the following
statement before setting off on their journey.




THE RITES OF MU.
----------------

SINCE THAT FATEFUL DAY WHEN MAN LEFT BY THE EASTERN GATE, FRUIT
STILL FRESH IN HIS BELLY, THOSE FOUR BEAUTIFUL HANDMAIDENS OF
LUCIFER _WHY_, _WHAT_, _WHERE_ AND _WHEN_ HAVE LONG TEMPTED BUT NEVER
QUENCHED HIS DISASTROUS THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE.

THE KLF HAVE INVITED YOU TO JOIN THEM IN CELEBRATING THE RITES
OF MU THIS SUMMER SOLSTICE, DURING WHICH THE FALL OF MANKIND MAY
BE REVERSED, RETURNING HIM TO THE GARDEN WHERE THE REST OF
CREATION WAITS.

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, YET MOST EVIL, OF THE FOUR HANDMAIDENS IS
_WHY_. SHE EVEN NOW MAY BE TEMPTING YOU TO ASK QUESTIONS, WHEN
ANSWERS ARE NOT ONLY NOT NEEDED BUT COULD NEVER BE GIVEN.

SINCE CELEBRATING THE RITES OF MU FOUR SEASONS PAST, THE KLF'S
MOMENT HAS COME; SHIMMERING AND DAZZLING LIKE THE HAUNTING BEAUTY
OF AURORA'S RACE, IT IS DESTINED ONLY TO FADE. WHILE THE MOMENT
LASTS THEIR STADIUM HOUSE TRILOGY REVERBERATES AROUND THE GLOBE,
THE REQUESTS FOR LIVE SHOWS, INTERVIEWS, TV APPEARANCES, REMIXES,
PROMOTIONAL TOURS AND COMMERCIAL ENDORSEMENTS HAVE SPEWED FORTH
RELENTLESSLY FROM THEIR FAX MACHINE.

_WHY_, _WHAT_, _WHERE_ AND _WHEN_ HAVE BEEN VERY BUSY; THEIR SEDUCTION
TECHNIQUES NEAR-PERFECT. THE KLF, WITH REGULAR FEET OF CLAY, HAVE
WEAKENED AT TIMES AND HAVE PRETNEDED TO ANSWER THE UNANSWERABLE.
THEY TOO HAVE TRIED TO UNDERSTAND INSTEAD OF ACCEPTING THE
UNFOCUSABLE, BEAUTIFUL TRUTH OF THE MYSTERY THAT LIES AT THE
HEART OF POP'S PASSING MOMENTS.

AS WELL AS ASKING YOU TO ACCEPT THE CONTRADICTIONS OF THE ABOVE
WE HOPE THAT YOU WILL GIVE YOURSELF FULLY TO THESE THREE DAYS,
ACCEPTING WHATEVER THE ELEMENTS TIP OUR WAY; WHATEVER MILD
PHYSICAL STRAINS MAY BE PLACED UPON OUR BODIES AND SAVOUR THE
UNDERVALUED QUALITIES OF WAITING, AND MAYBE AFTER IT IS ALL OVER
WE WILL UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS FAR LESS TO UNDERSTAND THAN WE
EVER KNEW.


Comments

There are 1 comments for this record
You can leave a comment below.

Posted by Guest on 2009-03-31 06:27:30


Enter your comment on this KLF reference

Note: all HTML tags will be stripped from your comment except for <b>, <i> and <br>.
Entering unclosed tags may cause the rest of your post to be discarded.


Are you human or a spammer?
Because of spam, I must ask you to enter a 3 letter code to prove that you are a human with a real comment. The code you must enter is the subject of this website. Hint: Kings of the Low Frequencies. Keep Looking Forward. Kopyright Liberation Front.
Code: